Awww, Brad and Jen broke up.

::does the lick-finger-air-tick-mark-thing::

This means that we've managed to outlast both of the big celeb marriages of 2000! Go us! First the Angelina/Billy Bob bust up, and now this! We rule!

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Okay, it's petty to gloat. I admit that. But sometimes, when you're feeling down about the state of your bank account (empty), and the state of your beauty (subpar), petty is the only way to go.

I should probably note that Adam's devistated by the news. He awww'd when I told him and then said he thought they'd stick it out. Then again, this is the same guy who hopes Tom and Nicole will get it together for the sake of the kids. I don't know. My innocence was crushed with the demise of Burt and Loni, so I'm not holding out much hope for any celebrity reconcilliation.

So now the question becomes who will the rebounds be? I've got my money on a Jennifer/Kanye West hook-up.

And can't you just see Brad taking a shot at Nicole?