emo ipod
I think my iPod's sentient.
Over the weekend, I uploaded my newest, shiniest iTunes purchases. I built a couple of new playlists. I tweaked some settings. I got up, leaving iPoddy attached to my computer, unattendended, and went to the bathroom.
I think that's when it happened. I think that's when iPoddy slunk onto iTunes and downloaded Weezer. "Oh man, she's finally in the can," I can picture it thinking. "Quick! Where's that essential geek rock list? C'mon man, c'mon, she's gonna be back in a minute. What was her password again? Oh, that. Lamest. Password. Ever. Ah. Downloaded. This is what you get for making me play 'The Joshua Tree' 182 times last month, bitch! Grow some taste!"
Three days later, I'm listening to an established playlist and suddenly I'm hit with "Island in the Sun." I have a "what the fuck" moment while iPoddy's chortling to itself.
I have told iPoddy that if it even thinks of deleting U2 in favor of Death Cab for Cutie or its ilk, I will delete iPoddy in favor of the U2 special edition. Nothing against Death Cab for Cutie or anything; just don't be messin' with my Bono.
We've come to an understanding, iPoddy and I. I have lousy taste, and it will continue to endure it.
Over the weekend, I uploaded my newest, shiniest iTunes purchases. I built a couple of new playlists. I tweaked some settings. I got up, leaving iPoddy attached to my computer, unattendended, and went to the bathroom.
I think that's when it happened. I think that's when iPoddy slunk onto iTunes and downloaded Weezer. "Oh man, she's finally in the can," I can picture it thinking. "Quick! Where's that essential geek rock list? C'mon man, c'mon, she's gonna be back in a minute. What was her password again? Oh, that. Lamest. Password. Ever. Ah. Downloaded. This is what you get for making me play 'The Joshua Tree' 182 times last month, bitch! Grow some taste!"
Three days later, I'm listening to an established playlist and suddenly I'm hit with "Island in the Sun." I have a "what the fuck" moment while iPoddy's chortling to itself.
I have told iPoddy that if it even thinks of deleting U2 in favor of Death Cab for Cutie or its ilk, I will delete iPoddy in favor of the U2 special edition. Nothing against Death Cab for Cutie or anything; just don't be messin' with my Bono.
We've come to an understanding, iPoddy and I. I have lousy taste, and it will continue to endure it.
2 Comments:
I think you need to douse your iPoddy with Holy Water. Of course, the black and red U2 iPoddy is probably in league with Satan, so....
Point.
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