We should totally never be allowed to watch Survivor when we've killed a bottle of wine in the first half-hour.

"HORK!"

"Oh, God, now they're on a boat. Oh, what does Bobby John say about boats?"

"I don't like boats, they make me HOAAAARGGGHGHGK!"

"Oh, god. Now they're going to ram!"

"RAMMING SPEEEEEEEED!"

"Wait a minute, 'ya-shaw' not 'yax-cia?'"

"HORK!"

"The boat. It went up, it went down. It went hork. HORK!"

"Now this is based on the acient Mayan principal that Stephanie will not win."

"Hork."

"Run that log, bitches!"

"Hork."

"Give me more wine."

"I'm gonna hork."

"OOOOOOOHMIGOD! Stephanie won something! I might pee myself. I love her. If I was forced to chose between you and her, I'd have to pick...the kitty?"