A couple of readers have written in to ask, "What's a fivehead?"

And while I'm so glad that I have readers who want to know and understand, well, fivehead. It's bigger than a forehead.

Which was where these readers were like, no, seriously. Fivehead?

I will give you the fivehead. We're only going to do this once. And you're getting it small, because, dude, you don't need to see my broad expanse large as life.



That's a fivehead. Notice the expansive stretch of above-eye real estate. Note the bulge-tastic curvature that gives the head an overall melon appearance. You can do calculus based off my skull. Seriously, I once had a boyfriend find the slope of my forehead (no, I don't know what the results were. I was an English major, despite my bad grammar).

I can trace the fivehead back to my paternal grandfather. It was given to my father, and he passed it down to me. I'm certain when the Chinese government is hand-selecting the kid to give us, we will go home with a little girl sporting the exact same feature.

The fivehead. It is to be treated with a mixture of fear and respect.

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I love my new computer. Did I mention that?