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Friday, June 02, 2006

Another story in pictures.

DARTH MAUL'S DAY JOB!

Doin' the paperwork, lah-de-dah

Darth Maul sits at his desk, counting the hours till he can go home to his loving wife.

Darth Maul hates paperwork.

Get it done, Maul!

MAUL!!! I need this contract written by 7:00 tomorrow morning! No going home till you've finished it!

Just get it done, will ya?

I'll be back in two weeks. Going to Acopoco. Or Tahiti. Wherever my big-breasted mistress booked us . . .

That's IT!

*throws hat down*

THATS IT!!!!

*draws lightsaber*

Gazoom!

*GAZZZZOZOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM*

Jumpity!

JUMPITY!

CRASH!

*CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAASSHHHHHHH!*

What-tha

*papers smoldering, DM quietly huffing*

MAUL!!!! The contracts! I'm calling a meeting to discuss this! You'll have to report to HR for anger management coun --

SLICE!

GGGAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*spin, SLICE!*

The moral of the story

The moral of the story: Sith Lords don't do paperwork.

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