Okay, we have a new game, inspired by this post on the Fix. The game is called "When I am Dictator of Albuquerque."

Highlights of last night's round include:
* The invention of the golden foot attached to a jewel-studded rod for the dictator's ceremonial putting down of the foot.
* Free one-way bus tickets to Iowa for anyone complaining about all the brown people.
* Seizure of all chain dining establishments (save Gardunos, Dion's and Blake's) and the redistribution of buildings to families who would like to try their hands at the restaurant business.
* West Mesa reclaimation project. This would involve bulldozing my own subdivision.
* Manditory water conservation. You will be issued a rain barrel. If you demand your Kentucky Blue Grass, we will provide you with ticket to Kentucky and a mint julep for the ride.
* For obvious reasons, the Balloon Fiesta will be moved from the first week of October to the second week of October.
* Vehicles will be regulated, and you will only be allowed to have as much car as you need. All SUVs would be immediately barred from city streets.
* Hello, elevated monorail.
* The chile harvest would be recognized as a city-wide holiday.

What would you do?

Labels: albuquerque, stupid games