I know, I know. The previous entry was very "emo, much?"

Let us never speak of it again.

Okay, fine. I do, on occasion, stress about the size of my head. I have a very large head, always have. My large noggin forced my mom to have a C-section, forever ruining her ability to rock the hell out of a bikini, and it's been a menace ever since.

Most of the time, I don't mind. I like to think of that extra three inches of bone as my natural football helmet, and planetoids like mine are the reason they invented adjustible bands.

But sometimes I wish that my head was a little less Easter Island, you know?

Labels: head, meta