Scenes from an election
"Hi, I'm calling with the [name redacted] campaign and I was hoping to urge you and your husband to come out and volunteer."
"Dude, we live in the third congressional district."
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah."
"But that's on the West Side."
"We're self-loathing."
"Wow. Are you sure you live in district three?"
"Was the primary three weeks ago?"
"Oh. Dude. You should move."
"Tell me about it."
::click::
"Dude, we live in the third congressional district."
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah."
"But that's on the West Side."
"We're self-loathing."
"Wow. Are you sure you live in district three?"
"Was the primary three weeks ago?"
"Oh. Dude. You should move."
"Tell me about it."
::click::