God, it's like Pavlov's bell. I pop open Ebert's review of "Winter Solstice" on the wire, see that Anthony LaPaglia's in it, my brain chimes in with "Oooh, Australian," and then I see "Pete Winters....Mark Webber."

Mark Webber? Hello, nurse.

One trip to the Internet Movie Database later, and phooey. It's not that Mark Webber's acting debut. Guess I should have paid more attention to the cast list. Ron Livingston? Allison Janney? So not an Australian flick.

Did I mention phooey?