The Evian bottle is taunting me.
"dare to be beautiful everyday." it commands. Just like that. dare to be beautiful everyday!
I know it's just a little advertising Oprah-ism meant to sell me more water, but just reading it made me resent the water bottle. It was like the bottle assumed I woke up this morning, looked at my reflection and decided Heidi Klum levels were just too intimidating to pull off. No, no. I didn't show a backbone, I submitted meekly to the ordinary, I didn't dare...oh, you get the point.
It seems awfully presumptious for a brand that spells "naive" backwards.
I'm punishing the bottle by filling it with Albuquerque tap. dare to be ordinary, bottle. Choke on those assumptions and oh, have a little arsenic for your troubles, bottle.
Honestly.
"dare to be beautiful everyday." it commands. Just like that. dare to be beautiful everyday!
I know it's just a little advertising Oprah-ism meant to sell me more water, but just reading it made me resent the water bottle. It was like the bottle assumed I woke up this morning, looked at my reflection and decided Heidi Klum levels were just too intimidating to pull off. No, no. I didn't show a backbone, I submitted meekly to the ordinary, I didn't dare...oh, you get the point.
It seems awfully presumptious for a brand that spells "naive" backwards.
I'm punishing the bottle by filling it with Albuquerque tap. dare to be ordinary, bottle. Choke on those assumptions and oh, have a little arsenic for your troubles, bottle.
Honestly.
3 Comments:
We carry Absopure at Lowe's. The tap water I fill the bottle with is better than the actual bottled water that starts off in there.
The bottled water I really cant stand is Aquafina. Guh! Liquid salt lick!
Gotta love Dasani. "We're not mountain spring fresh...because seriously, that's not really something you want to drink."
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