realizations
Me: So did you realize we got engaged six years ago over the weekend?
Him: We did?
Me: Yep. Six years ago Saturday. August 13.
Him: And it took us nearly a year to get married? What were we thinking?
Me: That it would take forever to plan a wedding? Remember, we were going to originally do it in October, 2001?
Him: Oh, we were not. We were totally ready to run off and elope that weekend, we were so in luuuuurve.
(Note, he's big on the revisionist history)
Me: And here's another thing. You remember that dress that I loved and wanted, wanted, wanted?
Him: Oh, yeah, baby. I remember.
Me: They still make it. I'm not sure if I'm thrilled or kind of squicked. I mean, that was six years ago. Update, please.
Him: I'm kind of squicked. But it was really pretty, if I remember.
Me: God, I hated my dress.
Him: I know. Poor poogle.
...
Him: Has it really been six years?
Him: We did?
Me: Yep. Six years ago Saturday. August 13.
Him: And it took us nearly a year to get married? What were we thinking?
Me: That it would take forever to plan a wedding? Remember, we were going to originally do it in October, 2001?
Him: Oh, we were not. We were totally ready to run off and elope that weekend, we were so in luuuuurve.
(Note, he's big on the revisionist history)
Me: And here's another thing. You remember that dress that I loved and wanted, wanted, wanted?
Him: Oh, yeah, baby. I remember.
Me: They still make it. I'm not sure if I'm thrilled or kind of squicked. I mean, that was six years ago. Update, please.
Him: I'm kind of squicked. But it was really pretty, if I remember.
Me: God, I hated my dress.
Him: I know. Poor poogle.
...
Him: Has it really been six years?
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