Me: So, did you notice the Bon Jovi reference?

Him: Where?

::pokes manuscript::

Me: There.

Him: Oh, I totally glazed over it. You should have put "Call me Young Gun!" instead. That? Is way more evokative.

Me: Really? That's even in there? Because when I think about it, I think of him, guitar, leather vest, no shirt, arms spread and hair flowing, half shouting "SHOT DOWN! IN A BLAAAAZE OF GLORRRAAAAAAAY!"

Him: In front of the abandoned drive-in on the middle of a mesa, right.

Me: Think the middle-of-a-mesa bit had anything to do with the abandoned part?

Him: It couldn't have been that great for business, no.

Me: "Yeah, it's this great new place but the only drawback is you have to have a Jeep to get there."

Him: That's not a drawback.

Me: ...

Him: Goddamn you, now I have that friggin' song stuck in my head. ::affects Bon Jovi:: Call me Young Guuuuuuuuuun, I'm a young gun. YOUNG GUUUUuuuuuUuuuuuuN, yeahaaaayeahyeah!

Me: ...

Him: Oh, shut up. This is all your fault.

Me: I'm not saying anything. It's a good song.

Him: The urge to quote Triumph is strong.

Me: Resist it.

Him: You started it.