Oh, god.

Adam: Don't stay up too late with your intarweb.
Sarah: I'll be just a minute.

And then I opened the update window.

Intarweb: 1
Sarah: 0

To whit: I am a big baby when it comes to my teeth, but we all knew that, right? The first two hours post-canal, I sat on the upstairs couch, staring at the telly and waiting for the lidocane to wear off and the Advil to kick in.

By two, I was ready to call uncle. The Advil never did take, and the pain in my jaw decided it was Napolean and my sinus cavities were Russia and by god, it was going to storm.

(Holy crap, my j key just fell off...)

(Interweb: 2
Sarah: Big fat zero)

So, long story short, called in, took a Vicodin and slept. Now I'm clutching the Advil bottle like a holy relic and dosing every four hours on the hours.

I swear, between now and next Wednesday, I will man up. It'll happen. Just you watch.