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Thursday, October 05, 2006

It'd be much more satisfying if, when ripping apart four hundred electronic pages, the computer provided the appropriate sound effects. It could be a mix mix between paper being torn and the noise that preceeds the split-second realization that today was not the best day to wear the spaceship underpants. Just, with every cut, the drawn-out "R-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-P!"

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