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I'm not really sure Albuquerque really rates a city blog, but there ya go. Duke City Fix.
I give it six months before, like all things Albuquerque, it becomes a repetitive mess.
What else is repetitive? How 'bout allergies! I'm a little walking snotball, a human drain, the place where mucus goes to die. Yet another reason to move off of the mesa. I'm dyin' here. Instead of checking my horoscope, I check the pollen count in the paper. "Hmm. Pollen levels are moderate across the board. Cottonwood's count is 46 on the east side and 184 on the west side. Allergy sufferers should remain indoors and read a book."
And yet, I drive a convertable. Madness!
Adding insult to this season's injury was city council's recent passage limiting the sale of pseuphedrine, the key ingredient in decongestants and crystal meth. Everyone's got a horror story about being denied their Sudafed. It seems cruel and unusal to deny the masses our Advil Cold and Sinus during allergy season. You'd think we'd have a grace period.
Albuquerque. Don't you just love it?
I give it six months before, like all things Albuquerque, it becomes a repetitive mess.
What else is repetitive? How 'bout allergies! I'm a little walking snotball, a human drain, the place where mucus goes to die. Yet another reason to move off of the mesa. I'm dyin' here. Instead of checking my horoscope, I check the pollen count in the paper. "Hmm. Pollen levels are moderate across the board. Cottonwood's count is 46 on the east side and 184 on the west side. Allergy sufferers should remain indoors and read a book."
And yet, I drive a convertable. Madness!
Adding insult to this season's injury was city council's recent passage limiting the sale of pseuphedrine, the key ingredient in decongestants and crystal meth. Everyone's got a horror story about being denied their Sudafed. It seems cruel and unusal to deny the masses our Advil Cold and Sinus during allergy season. You'd think we'd have a grace period.
Albuquerque. Don't you just love it?
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Re: Cottonwood count low on eastside, high west of river. Could it be the mall? Stop feeling sorry for yourself, you little snotball. Do you have any idea what the Winrock count is in my neighborhood?
Awwww, I never took the Winrock count into...account. Still, I hear the Winrocks on the east side are dying out. I wouldn't know, being a West Sider and all.
I don't have allergies. Sorry to hear about yours :(
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