chapstick
I think I've solved the Chapstick Heist, at least for the moment. No, no culprit. I've given up running through the list of suspects; my workstation plays host to at least six other staffers during the course of a week, plus special guest stars. Solving the heist is out of my abilities at this point.
And again, even if I did figure out just whodunit, I'd have these images of what they might have done, and we're back to ew.
Anyway, I've been carting around a new tube of lip balm. Clinique Superbalm tinted lip treatment in Mango, liberated from my mom's bonus gift bag. One, I'm trying to remember to pocket it when I leave and two, it's super girly. I figure, if the last tube was lifted out of habit and not malice, a super girly lipbalm might dish out a future pause. However, if the Chapstick Heist was perpetrated with nefarious purposes, it's unlikely to deter them and once again, ew.
So far, so good. The new tube hasn't been filtched...yet.
Ew.
And again, even if I did figure out just whodunit, I'd have these images of what they might have done, and we're back to ew.
Anyway, I've been carting around a new tube of lip balm. Clinique Superbalm tinted lip treatment in Mango, liberated from my mom's bonus gift bag. One, I'm trying to remember to pocket it when I leave and two, it's super girly. I figure, if the last tube was lifted out of habit and not malice, a super girly lipbalm might dish out a future pause. However, if the Chapstick Heist was perpetrated with nefarious purposes, it's unlikely to deter them and once again, ew.
So far, so good. The new tube hasn't been filtched...yet.
Ew.
6 Comments:
Not so much that they issue hip boots on the date of hire. It could be worse.
It could be Pea En Em.
You know, to sludge through all the muck...
If you steal the lip balm of another, you have no soul.
Therefore, if you should discover the guilty party's indentity, it's totally morally correct to kill them. Or just bitchsmack them really hard, your call.
- Rachel
Gayle suggested I leave a little post-it on my computer saying, "Hey, whoever stole my chapstick, I have herpes/cold sores/scary mouth disease" and see what happens.
I like Gayle's idea. But then the dasterdly-dooer who took it would get a fuzzy feeling knowing that they had your scary mouth disease up their butt. :) Warm and fuzzy.
I would think that you'd be safe for a while. I take forever to finish a tube of chapstick. In fact, I don't know if I've *ever* finished one. I think that I just lose them. Or I catch a cold and throw it out. Now I'm trying to remember if I've ever finished one. Darn it. This is going to bug me.
-Judy
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