shiny
I've decided I just can't do the sequin-covered shoes this season. Okay, I realize Marc Jacobs is a genius for the spangled ballet flats and blessed be for Old Navy knockoffs and yadda, yadda, yadda it's the the the shoe for spring.
Whatever. I just can't do it.
They're shiny.
And I've got the constitution of a crow. Seriously, on my good days, I'm distracted by my wedding rings. Ooh, shiny!
So, picture if you will, me in a pair of shiny, sequin-covered shoes. Productivity levels would tank. Putting out the paper? Screw it, I have shiny shoes. Working on the new book? Shiny! Feeding myself? Bathroom breaks? Shiny! Shiny, shiny, shiny!
God forbid I get behind the wheel in a pair of shiny shoes. I'd have three serious accidents before I left the vicinity of the garage.
Since the introduction of the shiny shoes, I've found myself addressing the feet of co-workers who made the choice to rock the shiny. I'm a foot-talker. It's mortifying.
Whatever. I just can't do it.
They're shiny.
And I've got the constitution of a crow. Seriously, on my good days, I'm distracted by my wedding rings. Ooh, shiny!
So, picture if you will, me in a pair of shiny, sequin-covered shoes. Productivity levels would tank. Putting out the paper? Screw it, I have shiny shoes. Working on the new book? Shiny! Feeding myself? Bathroom breaks? Shiny! Shiny, shiny, shiny!
God forbid I get behind the wheel in a pair of shiny shoes. I'd have three serious accidents before I left the vicinity of the garage.
Since the introduction of the shiny shoes, I've found myself addressing the feet of co-workers who made the choice to rock the shiny. I'm a foot-talker. It's mortifying.
6 Comments:
So you're saying shiny's your kyptonite?
Interesting...
Not to mention you'd have ferrets swarming at your feet if you dared wear them around the house.
I saw them in a store yesterday and thought they were the most hideous thing I'd ever seen. I thought they were either a joke or a 2nd grader's attempt to use her mom's Bedazzler. And you say they're the hot shoe and you like them? Quick! Claim insanity!
Someone's an "Apprentice" fan...
Be-dazler gave it away?
Uh, yeah.
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