Did you read the Ruby Minx's take on Valentine's Day?
I know you did. And now, you probably want to say something like "Oh, c'mon! No guy could actually be that bastardly!"
Oh, believe me. That was my Valentine's Day (minus the destruction) ten years ago. The guy I was seeing (and there was no way he could just pass it off as "just friends" because, y'know, "just friends" don't do that if you know what I mean, and I think you do, unless you're my mother, in which case I mean "Monopoly." Hi, Mom!), the guy I was seeing pulled this same stunt. He spent a couple of weeks dropping hints about the perfect Valentine's Day: flowers, dinner, presents. I took off work and sat in my dorm room, waiting for him to show up. Turns out those flowers, dinner and presents were meant to woo a former girlfriend.
...Bastard.
So, it can and does happen. Neener-neener.
I know you did. And now, you probably want to say something like "Oh, c'mon! No guy could actually be that bastardly!"
Oh, believe me. That was my Valentine's Day (minus the destruction) ten years ago. The guy I was seeing (and there was no way he could just pass it off as "just friends" because, y'know, "just friends" don't do that if you know what I mean, and I think you do, unless you're my mother, in which case I mean "Monopoly." Hi, Mom!), the guy I was seeing pulled this same stunt. He spent a couple of weeks dropping hints about the perfect Valentine's Day: flowers, dinner, presents. I took off work and sat in my dorm room, waiting for him to show up. Turns out those flowers, dinner and presents were meant to woo a former girlfriend.
...Bastard.
So, it can and does happen. Neener-neener.
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